Using only song titles from one artist, cleverly answer these questions. Artist: Tom Waits 1. Are you male or female: Gun Street Girl 2. Describe yourself: Just Another Sucker On The Vine 3. How do you feel about yourself: I'm Still Here 4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend situation: Better Off Without a Wife 5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Let Me Get Up On It 6. Describe your current location: Town With No Cheer 7. Describe where you want to be: I Wish I Was in New Orleans 8. Your best friend is: Warm Beer and Cold Women 9. Your favorite color is: Diamonds and Gold 10. You know that: You Can Never Hold Back Spring 11. What’s the weather like: Little Rain (For Clyde) 12. If your life was a television show what would it be called? Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis 13. What is life to you: Tango Til They're Sore 14. What is the best advice you have to give: Don't Go Into that Barn 15. If you could change your name what would you change it to: Chocolate Jesus ( Also, I'm sorry I had to do this. )
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